December 10, 2016, 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm at The Vineyard Cafe, 21 W Park Square, Marietta, GA 30060, United States
This holiday cult classic is adapted from David Sedaris’ best-selling book Holidays on Ice and was made famous when it aired on National Public Radio.
Out of work and desperate for cash he takes a job as Crumpet the elf In Macy’s Santaland display. He ushers tens of thousands of people through Santaland including screaming kids, crying kids, kids having tantrums. He works with drunken Santas, a Santa who tries to get terrified kids to sing Christmas carols, and a Santa who thinks he really is Santa. And let’s not forget the overzealous parents! His remedy for all he has to endure while donning a ridiculous costume and a perpetual smile is to tell all, giving us a comical glimpse into the lives of Santas and elves.
Sardonic, satirical and sarcastic this holiday tale is not your traditional stocking stuffer but is assuredly a laughter-spiked antidote for the holiday blues!
The Buffet Style dinner will consist of a beverage, salad, a choice of two entrees, two veggies, rolls and dessert. Beer and wine will be sold separately
Tickets are $40 and must be purchased 24 hours in advance. Please call 678-581-3771 to purchase